Jude Law is a pretty lady

I did not realize...

that Jude Law is not only playing a transvestite in the upcoming movie "Rage", but it looks nothing like him and could be mistaken as a moderately ugly woman. I'm just saying... check it out and see for yourself:

Via The Superficial (Jude Law is a woman)

Being Good

I did not realize...

that being "good" and staying in during the week can be so boring! As sort of a test/early new year's resolution, I've decided to not go out to any bars this week, eat out or drink any alcohol. Wow, what a test this has been. I've determined that there are only about 5 hours of watchable television on during the entire week and watchable does not equal quality. I've seen the horrible Dodge Ram Challenge commercials about 30 times and have determined it is the worst advertising campaign of all time. I breezed through the entire season 3 of Weeds on DVD (self plug- a review will be available this weekend on our sister site: http://izzytv.blogspot.com). Mason basketball was able to provide me with some entertainment during the week, but it was an away game and I had to watch it on-line. The amount of time I've spent on facebook has reached a sad sad pinnacle and currently I am watching a re-run of True Life over the college football "championship". Can't wait to start drinking...

Blogging

I did not realize...

how hard it is to keep up with this blogging thing. I will start the new year with a lot more entries!

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

I did not realize...

that people and I mean A LOT OF PEOPLE would go see Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I first saw the preview for this horrendous mess before Wall-E (excellent movie by the way). In no way was the trailer intended to be funny, but I could not stop laughing at the absurdness of this film, seriously, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Beyond the incredible idea that this movie was made, it somehow is the #1 movie in American and has grossed over 40 million dollars (how is this possible??). This just goes to show the horrible taste the average American has for film. I am truly appalled. I would appreciate if anyone could tell me why anyone who isn't under 7 years old would go see this movie. Wait, its got real dogs that are talking...HILARIOUS!, singing, dancing chihuahuas in the wilds of Mexico. Doesn't get much better than that... This is complete crap and I will punch anyone I know who has seen this steaming pile. Do America a favor and go see decent, original and thought provoking cinema, please.

Fantasy Football

I did not realize...

how agonizing failure in fantasy football can be. For the past six years I have been an avid participant in fantasy football, in fact I am the commissioner of a highly competitive league. I even consider myself an above average fantasy player, but this year has been more painful than any past seasons. My team consists of an under-achieving bunch, the main culprit has been Green Bay's Ryan Grant. This has equated to a record of 0-5 to begin the season. In years past I have consistently performed well and take pride in the fact I am typically one of the better teams, not this year. The brutal defeats I have suffered each week even downplay the success of my favorite NFL team, the Redskins. Sitting in front of television with my laptop by my side has become a ritual since the advent of Yahoo!'s wonderful invention, StatTracker. This is a double-edged sword, as I pray upon each play, hoping somehow my pathetic team will rise to the occasion only to see them fail in the end. Five weeks into the season and nothing but disappointment and false hope has blessed my team.

The fact that fantasy football has taken such a prominent place in our culture is truly fascinating. Bill Simmons recently wrote an excellent article describing the impact fantasy football now has in our society. I can wholeheartedly relate to the pain of defeat this year. Hopefully things will take an up swing, but I guess there always has to be a winner and a loser. Unfortunately, this year I am the big loser.

Watchmen

I did not realize...

that Watchmen, the graphic novel soon to be turned movie, is not only one of the most anticipated movies of 2009 but is considered one of the greatest pieces of literature over the past 75 years.  Like most people, my first experience with Watchmen was the trailer that premiered before The Dark Knight.  Needless to say I was blown away.  While I found 300, director Zach Snyder's breakout feature film, a bit over the top it still was visually stunning and overall entertaining.  With his ambitious task of re-creating the Watchmen world, a movie people said could never be made, I feel Warner Brothers has put the right man in charge.  The few minutes the trailer provided me of Zach Snyder's vision of the graphic novel definitely has me thinking this movie could easily surpass Sin City as the best graphic novel adaptation.  The trailer has inspired me to research these strange, mysterious "heroes" and is only getting me more pumped.  Be wary fellow Watchmen fans, over the past week there have been rumblings that a court ruling could put the movie on hold; pushing the opening weekend past the scheduled March 6th, 2009 opening.  Would be a shame to miss this date, 03.06.09...the same numbers on 3 points of a watch, man.

The MLB All-Star Game

I did not realize...

that the MLB All-Star Game has become a big joke. The first signs of the dying of the Mid-Summer Classic began several years ago when the game ended in a tie, that's right a freakin tie...in baseball. Than commissioner Bud Selig decided home-field advantage for the World Series should be given to the league that wins the All-Star game. Way to think outside the box there Bud, but you failed. Home-field should be given to the team with the best overall record, seems to work well in the NBA and NHL. More recent is the fact that Jason Varitek was voted as the starting catcher for the American League. Varitek may very well be the heart and soul of the Red Sox and the team's captain, but as far as productive catchers in the AL goes he's near the bottom. Doesn't that truly determine what an "all-star" is? The best players up to this point in the season should be honored. The near-obnoxious level of love for the Red Sox has undoubtedly tainted this year's game but has come to be expected due to the fan-voting policies. I believe the fan-voting combined with player's votes should be the way the all-stars are determined. No one has a better idea of who truly deserves to be in the All-Star game than the players themselves. They should have say on which guys get to represent their league and all of baseball. Because of my love for the game I will be watching the All-Star game on Tuesday night, but also I will be cringing when I see Varitek come to the plate with his .220 batting average.